Four Picture Friday: Christmas, of Course

"One, eight hundred..."

"Hello, Santa? I'm phoning to complain..."

"Yes, I'll hold."

"Santa? Hi. This is Chimpy. I'm phoning to complain."

"No, I did find the underwear in my stocking. Actually, that's why I'm phoning. No, no, they fit fine. See, I know I'm being potty trained, but if you look at the letter I wrote to you, you'll see I actually asked for a tricycle. Hm? What's that?"

"He says I'm supposed to look under the tree."

"YEEEEEEHAW!"

Wednesday Moment of Zen

Four Picture Friday: Chimpy and the Wolf

Thursday Theatre

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I'd like a new camera.



Love, Meng.

Wednesday Moment of Zen

Four Picture Friday: Early Christmas

Chimpy's Nana and Grandpa came to celebrate an early Christmas. There were the expected grandparently indulgences (I had to actually wrestle toys out of my mother's hands when we were in the mall):

Chimpy's first ice cream.

And grandparently pride:

Nana: Oh, you were never this smart. When you were this age, you spent most your time crying and breastfeeding.

There was some Christmas fun:

Reindeer are added to the Christmas story...

and Christmas lights are added to Christmas wonder.

And, of course, a dog:

Chimpy petitions for Spud to be included in a family drive.

Wednesday Moment of Zen

Early morning dog walk.

Monday Matinee: NAUGHTY!

She can say "Dada," she just prefers to aggravate her old man.

Four Picture Friday: Naughty or Nice?

As Christmas approaches, I have to decide what to report to the big man up North. It's time for a review to see just how good Chimpy has been.

Nice: She does her chores...

Naughty: Sometimes.

Nice: She is kind to animals.

Naughty: She shoplifts.

Nice: Just look at this face!

Naughty: Just look at this one!

Happy Holidays!

More 'Scared of Santa' here.