"Santa? Hi. This is Chimpy. I'm phoning to complain."
"No, I did find the underwear in my stocking. Actually, that's why I'm phoning. No, no, they fit fine. See, I know I'm being potty trained, but if you look at the letter I wrote to you, you'll see I actually asked for a tricycle. Hm? What's that?"
"Hello, Santa? I'm phoning to complain..."
"Yes, I'll hold."
"Santa? Hi. This is Chimpy. I'm phoning to complain."
"No, I did find the underwear in my stocking. Actually, that's why I'm phoning. No, no, they fit fine. See, I know I'm being potty trained, but if you look at the letter I wrote to you, you'll see I actually asked for a tricycle. Hm? What's that?"
"He says I'm supposed to look under the tree."
"YEEEEEEHAW!"
1 comment:
i love fake trees
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